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OMG. I just realized I’m one of “those” girls.

Nose in her phone, fussing over her make up (when I wear it), sees other girls around - uncomfortable - but doesn’t say anything to them.

I’m awkward. Afraid of confrontation. If I look preoccupied, no one will think I’m awkward. If I keep checking my eyebrows and lip lines, everyone will think I’m prepping for battle.

I’m not. This is a defense mechanism gone horribly wrong. Not only do I have bitchy resting face, I have bitchy tone of voice and cadence.

Don’t get me wrong, there are people I don’t like and I wish I had thw intestinal fortitude to tell them I have to face *the other* way, but I don’t.

I’m so nice! I don’t want to be steamrolled, so I figured out the hallmarks of a force to be reckoned with. And I intimidate people. And they try to bring me down; not that I’m there, but fuck that. Make conversation with me! I dare you! See just how intimidating I am… unless I actually, really don’t like you.

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When I grow up, I think the only thing I’ll regret is not making more money, or working too hard for other people.

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When my job asked if they could make a counter to my new job offer.
fancylatte:

howtobeterrell:

lil-reina:

yungjihadi:

docecomoacanela:

siddharthasmama:

saint-van-wonda-naps:

sarahadebibes:

I think I just threw up a little

Peak whiteness. 

see why y’all can’t just use our words? that literally sounds dumb as hell - “at the turn up function” like what the shit

'at the turn up function' I just…

TURN UP FUNCTION LMFAOOOOOOOOO I LOVE WHITE PPL

AHAHAJA













The gifs on this are amazing.